How Indian Professors speak English:

1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

4. All of you stand in a straight circle!

5. Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?

7.I have 3 daughters and all of them are girls

8.Who is the broker of the glass!

9.Keep your mouth shut & eat your breakfast.
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Terrifying english by a PT Sir

1. there is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk,why you middle talk?

3. you rotate the ground 4 times

4. you go&understand the tree.

5. I'll give clap on your face.

6. bring your parents with your mother&father

7. why haircut not cut

8. why are you looking outside at monkeys when I am in class??

9. throw paper in dustbin or I'll throw myself....:-)