How Indian Professors speak English:

1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

4. All of you stand in a straight circle!

5. Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?

7.I have 3 daughters and all of them are girls

8.Who is the broker of the glass!

9.Keep your mouth shut & eat your breakfast.
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Terrifying english by a PT Sir

1. there is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk,why you middle talk?

3. you rotate the ground 4 times

4. you go&understand the tree.

5. I'll give clap on your face.

6. bring your parents with your mother&father

7. why haircut not cut

8. why are you looking outside at monkeys when I am in class??

9. throw paper in dustbin or I'll throw myself....:-)

Eid Mubarak !!!

Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But a person like you can never
be forgotten on this day
Eid Mubarak !!!

em politicians ra babu .!!

em politicians ra babu .!!
em rangulu ra babu ...

TG ki vachinappudu telangana 50 yrs demand meekandhariki nyayamga telangana vachela chusthamani haaamilu Votla kosam kakruthulu..... Cm tho saha.. central gvt em chepthe adhi vintam annaru

Ippudu seemandhra vanthu valla dheggara votle nokkali kadha meeedhi 10 rojulaina prajaa udhyamam meeeku samaikhyandhra vachela chustham Telangana bill pass avvanivvam(note: velle bill pettela chesindhi )...

ekkada godava aithe akkada vellu janalani cash cheskuntunnaru
frnds eeroju state lo ee situation ki karanam ee rajakeeya nayakulu kadha??
okariki badha okariki santhosham etuuu kakunda manushula madhya vairam penchindhi veellu kadha??
em cheyyali vellani??

(note: idhi tg ki up ko support ani kadhu vella oosaravelli matalatho prajalani rechagottela chesi, valla votla kosam chuskone
rajakeeya nayakula gurche discussion)

U R MY LIFE

One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?

I will say: my life... 
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Birthday baby Hansika in Troubles

Hansika is celebrating her birthday today everything seems happy to her except one thing. Hansika recently made a statement about her relationship with Simbu in twitter and Simbu too agreed this statement. They both are in Love and ready to marry is summary of those tweets , But this tweets are now dragging hansika career into troubles. 

Many directors who expected her to be a top star in tamil are now stepping away from her , we are not ready to make films with hansika as she is ready for her marriage and her craze too goes down by this is opinion of directors and producers. Many offers are already out of hansika hands and she is very young as a heroine and many expected a lot from her in future . With this marriage news they all are surprised and a bit worried.