How Indian Professors speak English:

1. don’t dare talk in front of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

4. All of you stand in a straight circle!

5. Be quiet..The Principal just passed away

6. why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?

7.I have 3 daughters and all of them are girls

8.Who is the broker of the glass!

9.Keep your mouth shut & eat your breakfast.
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Terrifying english by a PT Sir

1. there is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk,why you middle talk?

3. you rotate the ground 4 times

4. you go&understand the tree.

5. I'll give clap on your face.

6. bring your parents with your mother&father

7. why haircut not cut

8. why are you looking outside at monkeys when I am in class??

9. throw paper in dustbin or I'll throw myself....:-)

Eid Mubarak !!!

Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But a person like you can never
be forgotten on this day
Eid Mubarak !!!

em politicians ra babu .!!

em politicians ra babu .!!
em rangulu ra babu ...

TG ki vachinappudu telangana 50 yrs demand meekandhariki nyayamga telangana vachela chusthamani haaamilu Votla kosam kakruthulu..... Cm tho saha.. central gvt em chepthe adhi vintam annaru

Ippudu seemandhra vanthu valla dheggara votle nokkali kadha meeedhi 10 rojulaina prajaa udhyamam meeeku samaikhyandhra vachela chustham Telangana bill pass avvanivvam(note: velle bill pettela chesindhi )...

ekkada godava aithe akkada vellu janalani cash cheskuntunnaru
frnds eeroju state lo ee situation ki karanam ee rajakeeya nayakulu kadha??
okariki badha okariki santhosham etuuu kakunda manushula madhya vairam penchindhi veellu kadha??
em cheyyali vellani??

(note: idhi tg ki up ko support ani kadhu vella oosaravelli matalatho prajalani rechagottela chesi, valla votla kosam chuskone
rajakeeya nayakula gurche discussion)

U R MY LIFE

One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you,
me or your life?

I will say: my life... 
You will walk away from me
without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Birthday baby Hansika in Troubles

Hansika is celebrating her birthday today everything seems happy to her except one thing. Hansika recently made a statement about her relationship with Simbu in twitter and Simbu too agreed this statement. They both are in Love and ready to marry is summary of those tweets , But this tweets are now dragging hansika career into troubles. 

Many directors who expected her to be a top star in tamil are now stepping away from her , we are not ready to make films with hansika as she is ready for her marriage and her craze too goes down by this is opinion of directors and producers. Many offers are already out of hansika hands and she is very young as a heroine and many expected a lot from her in future . With this marriage news they all are surprised and a bit worried. 

In 1985 and now in 2013

1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:" Kya Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai,
Bache theek hai ??
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2013 Guests Ghar aate hi:" aapka beta engineering kar raha hai
na ?? kitne % marks aaye hai ??

Try it frnds

Write any other English
word that
starts
with "S" and
ends with"N".
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Try it frnds
if u can

do u agree?

Attitude of girls n boys

Girl’s “I will be Ready in 5 mints” 
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A Boy’s “I will be back in 5 mints” 
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both are equal…  
do u agree....!!!!!

Shortest love story ever !

Shortest love story ever !
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Boy : How are you ?
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Girl : I am fine Bro

inkemundi khel katham, dukan bandh

auto rickshaw

Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss
kar rhe the... 
Driver unhe dekh raha tha 
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Aage jaake accident hua 
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Toh...
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Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur
bola:-
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saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu
dooba tha ...  

China Teachers

China Teachers allows Children to Sleep in Class for 20 minutes in Order to Learn Better

Oka enko friend ki night 2 ki call chesthadu

Oka enko friend ki night 2 ki call chesthadu.....

1 st: Hello.....!!!! Orey jaldi ra konchem pani undi.....

2 nd: Abey e time lo em ra, naku nidra vasthundi.....

1 st: Arey plz ra.... Urgent work Undi.....

2 nd: Naku nidra vasthundi bey..... Good night

Phone off

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Konchem sepu tharvatha 2 nd friend ki taught vasthadi "I think urgent work undemo papam vadu andukey 2 ki call chesadu sare aithey entiki veldam" ani....
2 nd: Ha cheppu bey.... Emyndi.....????
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1 st: Em ledu, light off chey, tv off chesi padko enka..... Chala kastapadi e time lo vachav...... 

Which One You Used The Most ??

Which One You Used The Most ??

❶ Facebook
❷ Skype
❸ Msn
❹ Twitter
❺ Myspace
❻ Yahoo
❻ whatsApp

is it fact ???

ammailaku honey lanti matalu
cheppi mosam chese valani
bagaaaaa nammutharu vallu e
ammai chevi lo flowers pedatharu
thane pranam la love chese valani
mathram elanti abbailaki flowers
chevi lo pedatharu
is it fact ???